Friday, July 30, 2010

My New Library eBook, Ready to Caress Your Funnybone

Are you sick of having to dig through my unorganized archives in order to find my library rants? Do you wish you had on hand a fast, portable collection of all my library and book-related ramblings to carry with you everywhere you go? Well, the wait is over. I'm proud to announce that my brand-new, gut-busting book, A Series of Frustrated Outbursts by a Fake Librarian, is now available on iBooks!

Truly, a thing of beauty.

That's right. You now have direct access to my extensive catalog of library observations, right at your fingertips. Instead of having to click around this blog in frustration, now you merely have to tap your way into instant ecstasy with page after page of "hilarious" and heart-warming anecdotes. They're all here, including my world-famous How to Annoy Your Friendly Public Librarian. If you work in a library, visit libraries, know a librarian, know someone who's worked in a library, ever passed by a library, or even know what a library is, then you MUST own this collection!

But wait a minute, I hear you saying. That's fine and all, but why the hell would I pay for a bunch of blog posts? If they're all here, why should I give YOU my money? Information should be free, man. Plus, I'd rather just click around than spend my hard-earned cash on the person who wrote this half-assed junk.

What if I told you that it was FREE?

HA! That sure shut you up. That's right, this book is absolutely, 100% FREE. As long as you have a device that supports iBooks, this eBook will only cost you a couple seconds of your time locating and then downloading it. You can't beat that deal!

So there it is. You have no reason not to download this book. If you're ready for a mind-expanding journey into the pits of library hell, let me be your Virgil.